26 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations

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    Hand - NO ONE HAS MORE ON THEIR TO-DO LIST THAN A TODDLER AT BEDTIME
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    Forehead - when your kid says MOM for the 2,857th time
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    Product - I wish I were a little kid so I could take a nap and everyone would be proud of me.
  • 04
    Happy - ME PRETENDING TO HELP MY KID LOOK FOR A TOY I THREW OUT WEEKS AGO
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    Hair - I NEVER KNEW HOW ANNOYING I COULD BE UNTIL I CREATED A MINI VERSION OF MYSELF AND STARTED ARGUING WITH IT DAILY.
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    Facial expression - A friend asked what parenting toddlers was like, so I hid her keys, head butted her in the face, and then told her I loved her more than all the stars.
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    Facial expression - DO I CO-SLEEP? NO. MY KIDS CO-SLEEP. I CO-LAY-AWAKE AND GET KICKED IN THE SPLEEN. 300
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    Human - THERE SHOULD BE A "MY KID WOKE UP AT 4AM" DISCOUNT AT STARBUCKS. MON
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    Facial expression - WHEN YOU'RE HALF ASLEEP AND YOUR CHILD IS STANDING NEXT TO YOUR BED JUST STARING AT YOU.
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    People in nature - Me: "Please hold my hand and walk next to me." My kid:
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    Nose - Me: Good morning, sweetie! My toddler: hissing*
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    Sleeve - When my toddler gets home after getting whatever he wants at grandma's house 35
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    Tire - Me sitting with my overtired toddler who is definitely not tired and doesn't need a nap HEME
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    Tire - Me riding my kid's bike back home at 8 am because he was "ah-done" with riding it six seconds into our walk mmc @momsconfession
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    Forehead - EATING A MEAL I'VE SPENT AN HOUR MAKING DRINKING BATH WATER THEY'VE JUST PEED IN mrofliga enarr TODDLER TODDLER
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    Photograph - Me acting like I have no idea whose kid that is having an epic meltdown when it's 100% my kid
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    Font - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine Parenting little kids is mostly screaming "What the fi <!" in your head, but really saying things like "No thank you, I do not want to hold your booger."
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    Human - Me: Don't touch that. My toddler: Karma
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    Font - ally @TragicAlly Here God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot
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    Tie - My toddler moments before throwing an epic tantrum in public WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH IS A NIGHTMARE.
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    Font - David Doel @daviddoel Me: Here's half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here's a new virus every other week.
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    Chin - Me cleaning out my kid's car seat
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    Forehead - My toddler, when I put her food on the blue plate instead of the red plate Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?
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    Neck - me 2 hours into our bedtime routine that should take 20 minutes I'm going to bed. Fk the lot of you.
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    Nose - When my toddler wakes me up at 5am but then has the audacity to tell me she's tired @SNARKANDLEMONS
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    Outerwear - my kid after one piece of candy me after five cups of coffee

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